Hagrid was a death eater!

Someone brilliant has laid out the exhaustive – and compelling – case that Hagrid was a Death Eater is Voldemort’s service. And perhaps Voldemort’s *best* servant. It’s 22 pages long but good lord it’s an astoundingly comprehensive case. I’m not going to nuggetize it, just believe me that your jaw will drop open about page 6, just like mine did.