“Oscar Mayer, diving into the hot-dog-to-bun-parity discussion that’s blown up recently, isn’t offering to sell its hot dogs in packages of eight instead of 10 so they match the number of buns in a conventional bag.
As shitty as this is, there’s a catch! They’ll only do it if they get 5700 retweets on some equally shitty tweet. Not only do they “solve” the problem by not solving it all, they do so with a cheap, garbagy social media thumb in the ass. Assholes.