Of all the possible solutions to this age-old problem, this may be the worst

“Oscar Mayer, diving into the hot-dog-to-bun-parity discussion that’s blown up recently, isn’t offering to sell its hot dogs in packages of eight instead of 10 so they match the number of buns in a conventional bag.

But the heritage brand is saying it will launch a limited-edition package containing two buns so that consumers can finally have an equal number of hot dogs and buns.”

As shitty as this is, there’s a catch! They’ll only do it if they get 5700 retweets on some equally shitty tweet. Not only do they “solve” the problem by not solving it all, they do so with a cheap, garbagy social media thumb in the ass. Assholes.